Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How's work?
Spinning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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