Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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