can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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