My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
