you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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