did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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