Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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