Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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