You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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