We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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