Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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