what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Congratulations! We have a period
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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