yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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