I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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