no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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