Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
how do you play pong handcuffed?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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