he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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