so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
