dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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