ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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