Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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