If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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