Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is wine microwaveable?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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