i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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