Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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