I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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