Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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