Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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