I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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