i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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