I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
where am i from again
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
