I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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