I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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