Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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