she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
