barbara walters just said penis...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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