New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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