More tranny stories later!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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