Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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