Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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