marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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