Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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