we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
