i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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