3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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