You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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