Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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