I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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