She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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