Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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